At Good Old Siwash — Edition Insights
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Little did I think, during the countless occasions on which I have skipped blithely over the preface of a book in order to plunge into the plot, that I should be called upon to write a preface myself some day. And little have I realized until just now the extreme importance to the author of having his preface read.
I want this preface to be read, though I have an uneasy premonition that it is going to be skipped as joyously as ever I skipped a preface myself. I want the reader to toil through my preface in order to save him the task of trying to follow a plot through this book. For if he attempts to do this he will most certainly dislocate something about himself very seriously. I have found it impossible, in writing of college days which are just one deep-laid scheme after another, to confine myself to one plot. How could I describe in one plot the life of the student who carries out an average of three plots a day? It is unreasonable. So I have done the next best thing. There is a plot in every chapter. This requires the use of upwards of a dozen villains, an almost equal number of heroes, and a whole bouquet of heroines. But I do not begrudge this extravagance. It is necessary, and that settles it.
Then, again, I want to answer in this preface a number of questions by readers who kindly consented to become interested in the stories when they appeared in the _Saturday Evening Post_. Siwash isn't Michigan in disguise. It isn't Kansas. It isn't Knox. It isn't Minnesota. It isn't Tuskegee, Texas, or Tufts. It is just Siwash College. I built it myself with a typewriter out of memories, legends, and contributed tales from a score of colleges. I have tried to locate it myself a dozen times, but I can't. I have tried to place my thumb on it firmly and say, "There, darn you, stay put." But no halfback was ever so elusive as this infernal college. Just as I have it definitely located on the Knox College campus, which I myself once infested, I look up to find it on the Kansas prairies. I surround it with infinite caution and attempt to nail it down there. Instead, I find it in Minnesota with a strong Norwegian accent running through the course of study. Worse than that, I often find it in two or three places at once. It is harder to corner than a flea. I never saw such a peripatetic school.
That is only the least of my troubles, too. The college itself is never twice the same. Sometimes I am amazed at its size and perfection, by the grandeur of its gymnasium and the colossal lines of its stadium. But at other times I cannot find the stadium at all, and the gymnasium has shrunk until it looks amazingly like the old wooden barn in which we once built up Sandow biceps at Knox. I never saw such a college to get lost in, either. I know as well as anything that to get to the Eta Bita Pie house, you go north from the old bricks, past the new science hall and past Browning Hall. But often when I start north from the campus, I find my way blocked by the stadium, and when I try to dodge it, I run into the Alfalfa Delt House, and the Eatemalive boarding club, and other places which belong properly to the south. And when I go south I frequently lose sight of the college altogether, and can't for the life of me remember what the library tower looks like or whether the theological school is just falling down, or is to be built next year; or whether I ought to turn to my right, and ask for directions at Prexie's house, or turn to my left and crawl under a freight train which blocks a crossing on the Hither, Yonder and Elsewhere Railroad. If you think it is an easy task to carry a whole college in your head without getting it jumbled, just try it a while.
George Fitch's At Good Old Siwash opens with a preface that immediately signals the book's structural idiosyncrasy: Fitch warns readers that each chapter contains its own plot, making a single overarching narrative impossible. This meta-commentary is not mere apology but a deliberate authorial choice, framing the collection as a series of self-contained schemes. The preface also playfully insists that Siwash College is a composite, built from memories and legends of multiple institutions, and that it refuses to stay geographically fixed. This admission sets the tone for a work that values energetic, episodic storytelling over coherent setting.
The Preface as a Blueprint for Reading
Fitch's preface does more than introduce; it instructs. He writes that readers who attempt to follow a single plot will 'dislocate something about themselves very seriously,' a hyperbolic warning that doubles as a stylistic manifesto. By declaring that college life consists of 'one deep-laid scheme after another,' he primes the audience for a series of tactical maneuvers rather than character development. The preface also reveals his method of composition: Siwash is 'built ... with a typewriter out of memories, legends, and contributed tales from a score of colleges.' This frankness about the book's patchwork origin is rare for the period and gives the reader permission to enjoy each chapter as an independent comic episode.
Dialogue as Strategic Performance
The excerpt from the 'Smith Club' chapter showcases Fitch's ear for collegiate banter. Characters speak in rapid, goal-oriented exchanges: 'You've come to Siwash to forget how to plow and to-morrow you're going to organize a Smith Club. Do you hear?' The imperative mood and clipped phrasing mimic the urgency of fraternity rivalry. Maxwell's assurance—'I can'—is delivered with 'a quiet and most reassuring tone,' a detail that underscores his confidence without overexplaining. Fitch uses dialogue not to reveal interiority but to advance the plot's machinations; every line is a move in a game. The repeated use of 'Smith' as a surname becomes a comic device, turning a common name into a puzzle that drives the action.
Physical Comedy and Spatial Tension
Fitch's descriptions often rely on physical positioning to generate humor. In the Smith Club chapter, rival fraternity members sit on each other's porches in a tense standoff: 'Two Alfalfa Delts and three Chi Yis were sitting on our porch, visiting us. Three Chi Yis and two Eta Bita Pies were sitting on the Alfalfa Delt porch.' This choreography of surveillance turns the campus into a stage for silent competition. The narrator's observation that 'none of us was taking chances' is understated, contrasting with the absurdity of the scene. Fitch also uses bodily exaggeration, as in the frontispiece description of 'Twenty-five yards with four Muggledorfer men hanging on his legs,' a visual gag that anticipates the physical humor of early film comedy.
Voice and the Unreliable Narrator
The first-person narrator of the Smith Club chapter adopts a tone of rueful self-awareness. He describes the fraternity's scheme as 'the plot of the century' while admitting they spent the next day 'in a cold perspiration.' This gap between grand ambition and nervous execution creates a consistent comic voice. The narrator also editorializes freely, calling the rival fraternities' plans 'low-lived' while acknowledging his own group's similar tactics. Fitch's diction mixes colloquial energy ('gnaw our fingers,' 'cussed') with mock-heroic comparisons ('He was a Napoleon, that boy was'). This blend of slang and classical allusion is a signature of the book's style, suggesting that college antics are both trivial and epic in the minds of the participants.
Readers approaching At Good Old Siwash should treat each chapter as a standalone farce rather than a novel. Fitch's preface is essential orientation: it explains the episodic structure and the composite nature of the setting. Pay attention to how dialogue functions as a tactical tool and how physical comedy is embedded in spatial arrangements. The narrator's voice—self-deprecating, hyperbolic, and colloquial—is the book's consistent thread. Enjoy the schemes for their own sake, and do not look for character arcs or a stable geography.
Reading about Fitch’s staged banter in the Smith Club chapter, I recalled my own college years, laughing at jokes that were really just timing and affection disguised as chaos. It felt like watching someone rethread a loom’s warp, each pull deliberate. That same hum of craft hidden behind warmth came back later in Reels and Spindles: A Story of Mill Life — A Closer Reading, where description itself felt like a quiet, caring hand.
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