The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) — A Closer Reading
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Sophia were asking for the news, news there must be to give Sophia! And she went about with fresh eagerness, and dropped in here, there, and everywhere, and picked up items at every corner to retail to Sophia. She found it a little difficult to please Sophia about the table. Used to all the variety of a public-house, Mrs. Maybury did not take very kindly to the simple fare, did not quite understand why three people must be a whole week getting through with a roast,--a roast that, served underdone, served overdone, served cold, served warmed up with herbs, served in a pie, made five dinners; she didn't quite see why one must have salt fish on every Saturday, and baked beans on Sunday; she hankered after the flesh-pots that, when she had them, she had found tiresome, and than which she had frequently remarked she would rather have the simplest home-made bread and butter. Apples, too. Mrs. Cairnes's three apple-trees had been turned to great account in her larder always; but now,--Mrs. Maybury never touched apple-sauce, disliked apple-jelly, thought apple-pie unfit for human digestion, apple-pudding worse; would have nothing with apples in it, except the very little in mince-pie which she liked as rich as brandy and sherry and costly spices could make it.
"No profit in this sort of boarder," thought the thrifty Mrs. Cairnes. But then she didn't have Sophia for profit, only for friendliness and companionship; and of course there must be some little drawbacks. Sophia was not at all slow in expressing her likes and dislikes. Well, Mrs. Cairnes meant she should have no more dislikes to express than need be. Nevertheless, it made Mrs. Cairnes quite nervous with apprehension concerning Mrs. Maybury's face on coming to the dinner-table; she left off having roasts, and had a slice of steak; chops and tomato-sauce; a young chicken. But even that chicken had to make its reappearance till it might have been an old hen. "I declare," said Mrs. Cairnes, in the privacy of her own emotions, "when I lived by myself I had only one person to please! If Sophia had ever been any sort of a housekeeper herself--it's easy to see why Dr. Maybury chose to live at a hotel!" Still the gentle face opposite her at the table, the lively warmth of a greeting when she opened the door, the delight of some one with whom to talk things over, the source of life and movement in the house; all this far outweighed the necessity of having to plan for variety in the little dinners.
Volume IX of The Wit and Humor of America opens with James Whitcomb Riley's "The Nine Little Goblins," a poem whose rhythm and nonsense logic set a playful tone. Riley's goblins have "green-glass eyes" and a goblin who "laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge"—a simile that yanks the reader into a world where physical absurdity and sound effects drive the humor. The collection then shifts abruptly to prose, as in Wilbur D. Nesbit's "The Tale of the Tangled Telegram," where a miscommunication snowballs into a comic proposal scene. The pacing here accelerates: characters react with escalating bewilderment, and the narrator's deadpan delivery—"It is to be written to the everlasting credit of James Trottingham Minton that he restrained himself from uttering the obvious remark"—creates a contrast between frantic action and controlled voice.
Rhyme, Rhythm, and Nonsense Logic
Several poems in this volume rely on tight metrical structures to deliver humor. Riley's "The Nine Little Goblins" uses anapestic tetrameter that mimics a skipping, childlike cadence, while his "The Lugubrious Whing-Whang" employs a similar bouncy rhythm for a creature that is anything but cheerful. The nonsense logic—goblins with arms growing from their ears, a fist on the end of a tail—is presented with straight-faced precision, as if the absurdity were perfectly natural. This technique, also seen in Eugene Field's "The Warrior" and Sam Walter Foss's "He Wanted to Know," lets the verse carry the joke without explanatory nudges. The poems often end on a punchline that recontextualizes the preceding nonsense, rewarding attentive reading.
Prose Voices: From Deadpan to Dialect
The prose selections showcase a range of narrative voices. In Nesbit's telegram farce, the third-person narrator maintains a formal, almost judicial tone—"Limp, astounded, but delighted, James Trottingham Minton drew back a pace"—which contrasts with the characters' emotional chaos. Bill Nye's "A Great Celebrator" (listed in the contents) likely employs a folksy, first-person persona, while William Henry Drummond's "Natural Philosophy" uses dialect for comic effect. The variety means the reader encounters abrupt shifts in register: from the polished irony of John Kendrick Bangs's "The University Intelligence Office" to the rustic cadences of James Whitcomb Riley's dialect poems. These changes in voice prevent monotony and keep the reader alert to each author's distinct comic strategy.
Pacing and the Comic Build
The collection demonstrates how pacing shapes humor. In the telegram story, the comedy builds through a series of misunderstandings: Jimmy thinks he is proposing, Lucy thinks she has been proposed to, and the reader watches the gap widen. The narrator slows down to describe Jimmy's dawning realization—"Slowly it was filtering into his brain"—before accelerating into a cascade of kisses and congratulations. This controlled tempo, with its pauses for internal reflection and bursts of action, is a hallmark of effective comic prose. Other pieces, like Carolyn Wells's "The Experiences of Gentle Jane" or Frank L. Stanton's "When the Little Boy Ran Away," likely use shorter sentences and faster pacing for different effects. The volume as a whole rewards attention to how each author manages the rhythm of revelation.
Readers approaching this volume should treat it as a sampler of early twentieth-century American comic technique. The poems reward reading aloud to catch their metrical play, while the prose pieces benefit from attention to narrative voice and timing. Because the excerpts are incomplete, no single author's full arc can be assessed, but the variety of approaches—from Riley's nonsense to Nesbit's farce—offers a useful cross-section of the period's humor. Consider comparing how different authors handle similar comic situations, such as mistaken identity or absurd physical details, to see how voice and pacing create distinct effects.
Leafing through Volume IX, I found myself lingering on Riley’s gentle goblin verse—that quiet, wry ache beneath the wordplay. It reminded me, oddly, of the stark murmurs in Barbarians — Background and Themes, where the strange also wears a homely face. Both feel like candlelight: warm, but casting shadows that ask you to look twice.
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